Ask me anything

I can run from anywhere I like. Time is not the boss of me.
There’s as many atoms in a single molecule of your DNA as there are stars in the typical galaxy. We are, each of us, a little universe.
Neil deGrasse Tyson, Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey (Ep 2: Some of the Things that Molecules Do)

(Source: ckerouac, via thedragoninmygarage)

2 weeks ago
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animalstalkinginallcaps:

FINALLY. FROM CHURNING MAGMA AND BILLOWING GASES I HAVE SHAPED AND MOLDED THIS PARADISE. ALL THAT REMAINS IS TO POPULATE IT WITH CREATURES MADE IN MY IMAGE. I DON’T WANT THEM TO HAVE TO WORK OR FORAGE FOR FOOD, THOUGH, SO I SHOULD PROBABLY MAKE SOME KIND OF ANNOYING, IGNORANT, SELF DESTRUCTIVE AND NEUROTIC BIPEDAL ASSHOLES WHOSE INTENSE LONELINESS EVEN IN THE MIDST OF THEIR OWN KIND WILL COMPEL THEM TO SHELTER, FEED, ADORE AND PAMPER MY PRECIOUS CHILDREN.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

FINALLY. FROM CHURNING MAGMA AND BILLOWING GASES I HAVE SHAPED AND MOLDED THIS PARADISE. ALL THAT REMAINS IS TO POPULATE IT WITH CREATURES MADE IN MY IMAGE. I DON’T WANT THEM TO HAVE TO WORK OR FORAGE FOR FOOD, THOUGH, SO I SHOULD PROBABLY MAKE SOME KIND OF ANNOYING, IGNORANT, SELF DESTRUCTIVE AND NEUROTIC BIPEDAL ASSHOLES WHOSE INTENSE LONELINESS EVEN IN THE MIDST OF THEIR OWN KIND WILL COMPEL THEM TO SHELTER, FEED, ADORE AND PAMPER MY PRECIOUS CHILDREN.

2 weeks ago
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animalstalkinginallcaps:

DOES ANYBODY ELSE THINK GOING THROUGH THAT STARGATE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A BAD IDEA?
IS THAT WHAT THAT FLASH OF LIGHT WAS?
YES! HOW COULD YOU HAVE MISSED THAT?
TO BE HONEST I WASN’T PAYING ATTENTION. I WAS JUST FOLLOWING KEVIN.
ME TOO.
SAME HERE.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

DOES ANYBODY ELSE THINK GOING THROUGH THAT STARGATE MIGHT HAVE BEEN A BAD IDEA?

IS THAT WHAT THAT FLASH OF LIGHT WAS?

YES! HOW COULD YOU HAVE MISSED THAT?

TO BE HONEST I WASN’T PAYING ATTENTION. I WAS JUST FOLLOWING KEVIN.

ME TOO.

SAME HERE.

2 weeks ago
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What it’s like when I get a care package:

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2 weeks ago
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What I thought riding a motorcycle would be like:

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What it is actually like:

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Susan, Dominican Republic

(yes, they’re allowed to ride on motorcycles)

2 weeks ago
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My reaction to most things my student say:

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2 weeks ago
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The best advice I have heard yet:

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2 weeks ago
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animalstalkinginallcaps:

I’M JUST ASKING BECAUSE I DON’T UNDERSTAND! IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU’RE USING THE WORD FEELS WHEN YOU MEAN TO SAY FEELINGS!
I AM! THAT’S WHAT I DO NOW! AND I’M HAVING A TON OF NEGATIVE FEELS ABOUT YOUR TONE POLICING MY EXPRESSIONS! ONLY MEMBERS OF MY HEADCANON CAN DO THAT!
YOUR WHAT? WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING?
STUFF IT, DOUCHETWINKLE! YOU’RE JUST TOO OLD TO UNDERSTAND THAT FEELS ARE A CRYPTOCURRENCY THAT CAN BE REDEEMED FOR SOCIAL ACCEPTANCE WITHIN FANDOMS! LIKE BITCOIN FOR YOUR HEART!
TOO OLD? WE’RE THE EXACT SAME AGE! AND WHAT THE HELL IS A FANDOM? 
YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
I NEVER SAID I WAS!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

I’M JUST ASKING BECAUSE I DON’T UNDERSTAND! IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU’RE USING THE WORD FEELS WHEN YOU MEAN TO SAY FEELINGS!

I AM! THAT’S WHAT I DO NOW! AND I’M HAVING A TON OF NEGATIVE FEELS ABOUT YOUR TONE POLICING MY EXPRESSIONS! ONLY MEMBERS OF MY HEADCANON CAN DO THAT!

YOUR WHAT? WHAT LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING?

STUFF IT, DOUCHETWINKLE! YOU’RE JUST TOO OLD TO UNDERSTAND THAT FEELS ARE A CRYPTOCURRENCY THAT CAN BE REDEEMED FOR SOCIAL ACCEPTANCE WITHIN FANDOMS! LIKE BITCOIN FOR YOUR HEART!

TOO OLD? WE’RE THE EXACT SAME AGE! AND WHAT THE HELL IS A FANDOM? 

YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!

I NEVER SAID I WAS!

2 weeks ago
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